I clean ladies toilets.....

#1
Our cleaner is away for a few days and we are to take it in turns cleaning the public bogs in our shop.

Tomorrow I clean the ladies toilets and am surprisingly looking forward to it. I had a wee sneak today and they look immacualte to me but I'm going to scrub away at them anyway. What sort of things should I be getting up to in there?
 
#4
PandaLOVE said:
Our cleaner is away for a few days and we are to take it in turns cleaning the public bogs in our shop.

Tomorrow I clean the ladies toilets and am surprisingly looking forward to it. I had a wee sneak today and they look immacualte to me but I'm going to scrub away at them anyway. What sort of things should I be getting up to in there?
Sniffing the toilet seats mostly.
 
#6
PandaLOVE said:
Our cleaner is away for a few days and we are to take it in turns cleaning the public bogs in our shop.

Tomorrow I clean the ladies toilets and am surprisingly looking forward to it. I had a wee sneak today and they look immacualte to me but I'm going to scrub away at them anyway. What sort of things should I be getting up to in there?
You lucky fcuker, what a result. How quickly can you get some mini camera's installed?
 
#14
I always used the fems toilets in a place I used to work, simply because they were usually a great deal cleaner than the blokes, you'd be sure you wouldn't have to wipe some dickhead's piss off the seat. Anyway, one night shift I pushed a huge turd, must have been 8 or 9 curicks in size. It was a magnificent specimen, folded into the bowl without breaking, as thick as a whale's cock. Too good to flush, I went to the cubicle next door to wipe my arse, leaving what was later to be known as "The Log" in the bowl. Much controversy was caused, there were no splitarses on shift that night so for a good 10 hours that giant Trevor McDonald sat stewing and stinking before the day shift came in. I heard all about it the next night, the Chinese Whispers had done their bit and it was now the size of a small car.

So, that's my suggestion - have a giant shit, wipe your arse in another cubicle. If a giant shit cannot be mustered, make several trips.
 
#17
Mr_Deputy said:
SNLR86 said:
Nobody has suggested the classic 'apply cling film, stretched taut across the bowl, and replace seat' gag... Ye gods, I feel old.
yes but look at the title.
if he wants to clean up after the clingfilm gag...he might as well just sh1t and pss over his own hands. at least it'd be his own germs.


clingfilm gag works well in some situations but not all. never in yer own backyard.
I looked at the title ... then I read the posting. Tomorrow it's his turn; assuming that this is an after-hours duty, by the time the gag sees action, it will be somebody else's turn...
 
#19
JRHartley said:
Spray deep heat onto the first 10ft of bogroll and re-roll it back up. Do for every cubicle....

Hey presto "Clunge inferno"
You are an evil so-and-so and, along with the jelly gag elsewhere, I have made a mental note of your fabulous suggestion. I am so glad not to have served alongside you.
 
#20
SNLR86 said:
JRHartley said:
Spray deep heat onto the first 10ft of bogroll and re-roll it back up. Do for every cubicle....

Hey presto "Clunge inferno"
You are an evil so-and-so and, along with the jelly gag elsewhere, I have made a mental note of your fabulous suggestion. I am so glad not to have served alongside you.
If you were still in the Mob you could go one further and use CS spray - ermmmmm - allegedly :twisted:
 

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