These days are hot, hot hot, politically speaking, with disaster after disaster, catastrophe after catastrophe and enemy tanks visible in the capital behind the news reporters! I'm waking up screaming at night, terrified that those horrible fookin capitalists are going to get in and destroy 12 years of golden rule, of prudence, honesty, politics beyond recrimination. I need to know that Gordon WILL see us through these terrible times, but I'm surrounded by nay-sayers, capitalist pig-dogs and baby-eaters. Where the fcuk are Ashie and Sven? We need someone to tell us that it's all going to be OK!