I cant get any, so why can this filthy cnut?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fieryjack, Aug 20, 2009.

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  1. Criminals get whatever they want from the Labour Government cocksucking fuckpigs.
  2. How many do you want
  3. Well I have one Birthday a year and then there's Christmas, but twice in a year is asking a bit too much from the old Doris.
    One please.
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ah well. Dogsthorpe. There you have it. He should have been castrated long ago but instead he enjoys life on our pennies. Still, he will be having a hard time of it.
  5. Apparently, if you get it stuck in your throat it gives you a stiff neck.

  6. Let's hope he has an undiagnosed cardiac problem and the Viagra kills him.
  7. I agree he shouldn't be allowed anything other than a lifetime stint inside a tiger pit, preferably in a marshy place. However, how would his GP know anything about his criminal activity?
  8. Good point.
  9. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I take viagra with my bedtime cocoa. Stops me rolling out of bed.
  10. Got it in my eye once, made me look hard.
  11. Sorry we only delliver by the gross
  12. :lol: :lol: :lol:
  13. Well swallow it quick or you'll get a stiff neck.
  14. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    say what you think, dont hold back now. :p