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I can get a blow job at work today

#1
Thanks to the weather I'm working from home today so I can get blow jobs while I work!

Well, I could except the children are at school.
 
#12
Excuse me for being thick, but why is it called "Blow-Job"? As the reverse is true and casues allot less damage to ones tubes!

More importantly, "Did she swallow"? I take it was a SHE!
 
#13
'I recall a Henry the Hover in such like case.'

Many years ago, when my wife was a student nurse, she was wandering the ward idly looking at the patients' notes (as you do). She stopped at one heavily bandaged patient who's notes made her jaw drop:

'Whilst mastubating himself with a vacuum cleaner, he severely lacerated the end of his penis' (makes your eyes water just thinking about it).

I mentioned this case to my sister who, at that time, worked in a university library. She sent me a clipping from the New Scientist which made the claim that this habit is quite common.

Ah well, it takes all sorts.
 

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