I broke my Brit cherry.

#1
Got rid of the family yesterday and spent it with a couple of old friends. Grilled a bunch of food and decided to go with a British theme with the beer.

Started with Stella, good stuff. As the day progressed, switched to Guinness Extra Stout, again not bad. Ended the night with more than a few Boddington's.

In the last 24 hours, I have puked all over a rose garden, swamped myself(a first!) and filled my shreddies with a thick stew the ruined my Levi's and left a stain on my friends carpet that I am sure will not come out and have to be replaced. My eyesight is still blury, my head feels like there is a troll trying to dig his way out, and my stomach may never recover.

Can't wait to do it all again! :D
 
#4
Not bad, not bad at all, but you're not quite there yet. You need to go out clubbing, get filled in and thrown out by the "Door Hospitality Facilitators", sh*t in a high-street shop doorway, buy a fly-blown Kebab, attempt to microwave the kebab in a cashpoint machine and finish off the night getting another panning in the back of a Police van. Do that, and you can get your log book signed off.
 
#6
Good effort that man!!
Glad to see that the colonials are picking up on the spirit of the game.
If you can find it try Brains SA- top Welsh beer and guaranteed to make you poo as if you've just dropped a load of old shoes out of an attic.
Well done again on ditching the "King of Beers" and avoiding the comedy micro brewery nonsense.
 
#9
Issimondias said:
Good effort that man!!
Glad to see that the colonials are picking up on the spirit of the game.
If you can find it try Brains SA- top Welsh beer and guaranteed to make you poo as if you've just dropped a load of old shoes out of an attic.
Well done again on ditching the "King of Beers" and avoiding the comedy micro brewery nonsense.
There's a blast from my youth.... Brains SA or Skull Attack as it was known... Having not been back to Cardiff for over 20 years I wasn't even sure that they still brewed it. The brewery was in the center of the city so where they got their water from could have a lot to do with it's effects on the human body.

As for Corps's 'quiet night in'.... good effort :wink:
 
#12
well done. :D
howver it seems to me, that you lose points for a) the grand slam not happening consecutively, b) grandslam not in same location.

practice makes perfect though :D :D
 

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