I Bloody Knew it !

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by gibson097, Feb 13, 2010.

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  1. gibson097

    gibson097 Old-Salt


    Oh dear oh dear oh dear Greig you are a walting b'stard after all, I suppose the strutting around with more smoke grenades than is healthy at Browndown attatched to your rather overstated Assault vest, shortly followed by your parading round Blockhouse with them still a dangling should of set those alarm bells a ringing.....!
    I am now kicking myself for not reigning this eejit in years ago ! hopefully he didnt do anybody any harm ! (I dont for one minute suspect he would mind you)
  2. medic-matt

    medic-matt Clanker

    It really is appalling that qualifications aren't checked. One only has to provide the original certificate and an address for a reference to be caught out, surely?
  3. "It only came to light when he was treated by a consultant who became suspicious of his claims and decided to breach patient confidentiality to inform his employer Care UK"

    Care Uk? I wouldn't touch them with barge pole.
  4. issac_hunt

    issac_hunt Old-Salt

    I seem to remember him wearing the green beret. I wonder if he was entitled?
  5. 1shot1kill

    1shot1kill Old-Salt

    What a fecking idiot!! I remember that day clearly gibson097, and we did chuckle.
  6. googlemap

    googlemap Swinger

  7. Weeping_Angel

    Weeping_Angel War Hero

    So was he a QA or Medic?
  8. tropper66

    tropper66 Crow

    The Fake Britain TV program at 0915 this morning is about people who Walt as doctors, sodiers ect, I wonder if this bloke will be on.
  9. They just mentioned a bride is in for a shock (aren't they all, get to your kitchen, woman... :twisted: )
  10. natotattie

    natotattie Crow

    He was pictured on the programme but his delectable (ex?) wife Georgina appeared in the flesh.

    I would eat her backside out with a dessert spoon.

    Incidentally I actually LOLd at the gullibleness of the bride.
  11. The bloke mentioned on Fake Britain was Craig Colclough, none other than our very own Ursus Maritimus
  12. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    She was a site member and a very, very nice lady who was badly treated by Colclough.
  13. "No-one would be so audacious as to walk into a TA unit, impersonating a doctor"

    Why not? Plenty of TA bods impersonate soldiers.
  14. natotattie

    natotattie Crow

    I know she is a site member, a nice lady and was treated badly.

    However, I would still eat her arrse out with a dessert spoon.