I Blame Allah..

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bigjimdangley, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Muslims aren't happy.....

    They're not happy in Gaza .
    They're not happy in Egypt .
    They're not happy in Libya .
    They're not happy in Morocco .
    They're not happy in Iran .
    They're not happy in Iraq .
    They're not happy in Yemen .
    They're not happy in Afghanistan .
    They're not happy in Pakistan .
    They're not happy in Syria .
    They're not happy in Lebanon .
    They're not happy in Saudi.
    They're not happy in Bahrain .
    So where are Muslims happy?

    They're happy in the UK .
    They're happy in France .
    They're happy in Italy .
    They're happy in Germany .
    They're happy in Sweden .
    They're happy in the USA .
    They're happy in Norway .
    They're happy in Spain .
    In fact - they're happy in every country that is not a Muslim country.

    And who do Muslims blame?
    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves.
    NO - THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN.
     
  2. Done before
     
  3. 3 times in 2 days for this spam email to be posted on here. Not quite a record but getting there.
     
  4. Still very true though.
     
  5. Bugger! My pal sent it me from Moscow.I thought I was being Original.Apologies.
     
  6. Balls achingly, blindingly obviously true.
     
  7. However, I'm happy that they're unhappy, so it's not all bad.
     
  8. I'm unhappy that they are happy here.
     
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