I bet that hurt!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BTDT, Apr 23, 2012.

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  1. Oh dear, what a shame. Never mind, who wants a brew?
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  2. It appears my Giveafuckometer is broken.
  3. I think mine is too...
    any ideas how we could mend them and maybe, I say again, maybe give a fuck.

    Please don't be to upset if you can't think of anything
    but thanks for you time anyway.............
  4. He didn't exzachary see that coming........
  5. Hang on,we could give them to the OP to hold,he could piss on the third rail and it would kick start them!
  6. Non-story.
  7. Pissing on the third rail makes your tackle tingle, but not much else.
  8. I'll bet he went out with a splash and a bang :)
  9. His cock would've looked like a charred celery stick after that.
  10. I am looking forward to seeing how they cover this on the evening news (our "network" stations broadcast from Chicago)

    According to CBS2's sight, his twitter said he was on the Piss before he toke a leak.
  11. And now he's on a slab....
  12. Sounds like a case for Ohms and Wattson.
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