i as no eyes an the doktor say i cant join

#1
i ant got any eys an i is blind plus i has an arm sewn onto mi 4head the doktor sez i carnt b in the armee but dus ne 1 no if i can stil join the armee?

btw i as a degree in english and maffs plus i as tons of kwalifucashions so dont take the pish owt of my speliong.
 
#3
Fugly said:
Talk to your ACIO mate, we're no use on here
no ikant do that i need yu, the interweb peeple to tellme sumting i want to heer not want sum bloke in an ofice telz me

kan i stil join wiz no eyes? im gud at heering tho so i can make up 4 bein blind
 
#4
You won't get very far if you can't speak English (A 2.2 from a red brick universty doesn't count). Unless of course you are trying to join the RLC.

P.S. i wish i cud drive helicopters - they is well fast!!!!
 
#5
KnifeFightingMonkey said:
You won't get very far if you can't speak English (A 2.2 from a red brick universty doesn't count). Unless of course you are trying to join the RLC.

P.S. i wish i cud drive helicopters - they is well fast!!!!
oi stop takin the pish owt of mi emglish y r u dissin me cos of my ritin? its not importunt iz it. its not fair that you juj me on bein a lazee fick cnut cos i showmiself to be as littarate as a bag of crisps
 
#6
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
KnifeFightingMonkey said:
You won't get very far if you can't speak English (A 2.2 from a red brick universty doesn't count). Unless of course you are trying to join the RLC.

P.S. i wish i cud drive helicopters - they is well fast!!!!
oi stop takin the pish owt of mi emglish y r u dissin me cos of my ritin? its not importunt iz it. its not fair that you juj me on bein a lazee fick cnut cos i showmiself to be as littarate as a bag of crisps
Ah you have been to London College of Economics, your Sandhurst start date will be sent to you in due course. Congratulations
 
#8
Are you transgender (Pre or post op) diabetic or claustrophobic (Any phobia will do, but this is best. Unless you're wanting to join the Parachute Regiment and then vertigo is a must.)?
If not consider your sexuality, increase your sugar intake and build up your intolerance to everyday situations and scenarios by strapping a car battery to your back and giving yourself a jolt everytime you are in your 'comfort zone', this aversion therapy will soon have you a gibbering wreck in any sitation. These measures will significantly increase your chances of selection, if not Selection wink, wink.
 
#12
The-Lord-Flasheart, i have read your story and feel I can help.

This is a case of blatant discrimination.

I have a no win - no fee service that will enable you to join the British Army, or feel the gentle cure of compensation washing over your ambitions.
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ok - I’m lying, but some day in the future, some one will post similar information and it won't be a wind up.

Tarrah
 
#13
Apply Flash, I had no eyes wen i 1st tryd but i got 2 false 1's from a gobstopper mchn on our high st nd thn whn i wnt in to the rmy ofis thy told me that it ws OK as i cud c McD's from 20 mtrs wiv my nose.

I am nw a ofiser in the Rmy Hair Core nd cud do ny ov u twats ny day
 
#15
Aunty Stella said:
Apply Flash, I had no eyes wen i 1st tryd but i got 2 false 1's from a gobstopper mchn on our high st nd thn whn i wnt in to the rmy ofis thy told me that it ws OK as i cud c McD's from 20 mtrs wiv my nose.

I am nw a ofiser in the Rmy Hair Core nd cud do ny ov u **** ny day
Christ that made my eyes hurt - however:

I done selection rite and was doing well good but then i got kicked out coz i knew to much about weopons and that and dey said it would be embarssing if i got baged coz a new what i was doing anyway. i was a marine before and thay siad i should do more skiil at arms and that and less time bumming.

I could well get into the army if i wanted.
 
#17
eeeezy bro wat u chattin bout now top man gangstaaaaa! rahhhh!
ov courze dey wil accept you innit bruv cos ov all dis qual opatunitiez bro u get me! u dnt needz no eyez bro, all u av 2 du is pull da trigga and hope for da best sikest shot alieeee! daz how we do it in da hood top man gangstaaaa!
now peace bro, keep hyping and dnt squash diz ting til u get wat u want innit bro, then u can come bak to rep our endz innit, u can be like rambo blad! looooooooolz
peace man im out of diz ting, mah breh is callin me to help him out in sum fight bro, we hunt in packs alie!!!!
 
#20
This lot are so thick. They deny they are 'Pray Days Change' crew offering up 'Peel Dem Crew.'

Check the neck bracelet on the guy at the end of the video. ' Pray Days Change '

We got away so far so we gotta be be brave now bro FFS..
 

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