I am traumatised!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Oct 8, 2010.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Sluggy and her mutt in bed together. And I had to listen to it.

    Help Me
  2. If you will creep into peoples bedrooms what do you expect.....
  3. It's worse for me i've been in bed with her.
  4. Is that what made you *cough* start sitting on the other bus?
  5. I commend the dog for its bravery, especially as canine`s are supposed to have a keen sense of smell.
  6. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    you leave sluggy alone.

    she's sweetly pretty, and I want to protect her.
  7. You've obviously never had a smell of THAT dog, it's the Slugster that's the brave one
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    She made the dog yelp. For the love of God.............

    I might never get an erection again.
  9. You still had your cock out though didn't you!
  10. You're a dick. Serves you right for phoning me.
  11. Was she smothered in peanut butter?
  12. The dog is only there to keep an eye on her
  13. Oh that's right, pick on the sicky.

    When I am better I am going to kick all your sorry arrses. You little shits.
  14. Sluggy can't help it if she fell for a woman with a face like a bag of spanners. Its obviously desperate times.
  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Nope it was her weeping bed sores.