Sergeant Major 'Shifty' Types had an excellent send off. The ale flowed as if it was water but as the mess manager is on the fiddle it probably was. The chefs did us proud and sent out for food and a bloody good time was had by one and all.
Shifty is now working as a prison officer as he was told he was just the type.
So you're a walt poof then! Although it is now legal in the army to sin against all thats godly and risk eternal damnation in the fires of hell, you will be expected to be poofy in a manly way if you see what I mean.
Just mincing about and watching Will & Grace doesn't count, you need to go at it like a dog eating beetroot. If you cant fit a 12lb frozen turkey up your grinner, we're not interested.