I am thinking of joining the Army

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I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
 
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Sergeant Major Types retired last year.
 

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mistersoft said:
Sergeant Major Types retired last year.
Had a good time at his dining out?
 
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oldbaldy said:
mistersoft said:
Sergeant Major Types retired last year.
Had a good time at his dining out?
Sergeant Major 'Shifty' Types had an excellent send off. The ale flowed as if it was water but as the mess manager is on the fiddle it probably was. The chefs did us proud and sent out for food and a bloody good time was had by one and all.

Shifty is now working as a prison officer as he was told he was just the type.
 
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Grinter said:
I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
Just because Tony wants pooftas in the Army doesnt mean we want them.
 
#9
In the navy...lalalalalaaaaaa
 
#10
sebcoe said:
Grinter said:
I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
Just because Tony wants pooftas in the Army doesnt mean we want them.
A little nibble at the bait?

B-T
 
#11
sebcoe said:
Grinter said:
I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
Just because Tony wants pooftas in the Army doesnt mean we want them.
That's EXACTLY what Sergeant Major 'Shifty' Types said in his speech.
 
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Grinter said:
I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
If I were you I'd be more concerned about the fact that you're a cúnt.
 
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Shadowfar said:
yea grinter the navy would be good for you i think. Locked up in a big floating tin with all men you can bum.
My friend is in the Navy, i get a bit seasick, i like the thought of being in a flying suit AAC for me.

anyway i have not had sex for ages, are you up for some then Shadowfar as you seem to be an expert in this area?
 
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Grinter said:
I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
Years ago, you would have fitted in rather well with 3 Paras fire support company. Firing your big mortar rounds at the rear.

Mind you, they wear maroon berets, you like the AAC blue ones.

Oh well what the hell, ask the sg major types if they wouldnt mind changing the maroon beret colour for you, im sure they wouldnt mind.
 
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armies said:
Grinter said:
I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
Years ago, you would have fitted in rather well with 3 Paras fire support company. Firing your big mortar rounds at the rear.

Mind you, they wear maroon berets, you like the AAC blue ones.

Oh well what the hell, ask the sg major types if they wouldnt mind changing the maroon beret colour for you, im sure they wouldnt mind.
I have a degree, so the Paras wouldnt suit me, however i can run a marathon in under 4hrs and i do workout at the gym, P coy shouldnt be a problem.
 

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Grinter said:
armies said:
Grinter said:
I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
Years ago, you would have fitted in rather well with 3 Paras fire support company. Firing your big mortar rounds at the rear.

Mind you, they wear maroon berets, you like the AAC blue ones.

Oh well what the hell, ask the sg major types if they wouldnt mind changing the maroon beret colour for you, im sure they wouldnt mind.
I have a degree, so the Paras wouldnt suit me, however i can run a marathon in under 4hrs and i do workout at the gym, P coy shouldnt be a problem.


It's not in English, is it?
 
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Grinter said:
anyway i have not had sex for ages
So you're a walt poof then! Although it is now legal in the army to sin against all thats godly and risk eternal damnation in the fires of hell, you will be expected to be poofy in a manly way if you see what I mean.
Just mincing about and watching Will & Grace doesn't count, you need to go at it like a dog eating beetroot. If you cant fit a 12lb frozen turkey up your grinner, we're not interested.
 

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