I am thinking of joining the Army

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  1. I am thinking of joining the army, problem is I am gay and i am abit worried about being beaten up and verbally abused by Sgt Mjr types. what should i do.

    Also the AAC looks good, i like the beret.
  2. Poor attempt to get a bite.

    Go away and start again.
  3. My wahh antennae are tingling!!!
  4. Sergeant Major Types retired last year.
  5. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    Had a good time at his dining out?
  6. Sergeant Major Types Writer now left on the shelf.
  7. Sergeant Major 'Shifty' Types had an excellent send off. The ale flowed as if it was water but as the mess manager is on the fiddle it probably was. The chefs did us proud and sent out for food and a bloody good time was had by one and all.

    Shifty is now working as a prison officer as he was told he was just the type.
  8. Just because Tony wants pooftas in the Army doesnt mean we want them.
  9. In the navy...lalalalalaaaaaa
  10. A little nibble at the bait?

  11. That's EXACTLY what Sergeant Major 'Shifty' Types said in his speech.
  12. I never knew I had a 'Wahdar' before.
  13. yea grinter the navy would be good for you i think. Locked up in a big floating tin with all men you can bum.
  14. If I were you I'd be more concerned about the fact that you're a cúnt.
  15. My friend is in the Navy, i get a bit seasick, i like the thought of being in a flying suit AAC for me.

    anyway i have not had sex for ages, are you up for some then Shadowfar as you seem to be an expert in this area?