I'm not Spartacus at all. Sorry about that. But I have no doubt he'll appear if this thread is spared. One of the tabloids is batting on about that Austrian cellar extender being The Worlds Worst Parent. Whats the problem? He saved his daughter and... er... Grandaughter daughters from drugs, alcopops, chewing gum and Britney bleedin Spears. Anyway, I feel we can do better. From history and / or personal confession. History: When Johnny Tepes went to infants and found out his Dad Vlad, was known as The Impaller it cant have helped him slide off to bye-byes? Personal confession: I told my lot that ice cream vans were run by mutant vampires who sucked the life from small children. Saved me a fortune.