ONEptsJOE said:Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.
ONEptsJOE said:Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.
FiveAlpha said:ONEptsJOE said:Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.
Not good enough. Now apologise for your mother offering me full use of her clack when I phoned up. The sounds of her heavy breathing whilst nibbling on a deep fried mars bar and muttering 'shee ma son? He's a cunt. Wannae eat ma hole oot?' actually made a bit of sick come up.
vampireuk said:Oooh what have I missed?
Bogtejebo said:not much, some chav pretending to be a para and the usual dullards crept out of the woodwork to be all outraged and p'ssy.
vampireuk said:Oooh what have I missed?
FiveAlpha said:ONEptsJOE said:Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.
Not good enough. Now apologise for your mother offering me full use of her clack when I phoned up. The sounds of her heavy breathing whilst nibbling on a deep fried mars bar and muttering 'shee ma son? He's a cunt. Wannae eat ma hole oot?' actually made a bit of sick come up.
FiveAlpha said:vampireuk said:Oooh what have I missed?
The unashamed bullying of a minor, who after a multitude of threatening phonecalls, is now terrified he's going to be lashed to a chair by a masked intruder wearing nothing but a faded '5's Winebar' maroon t-shirt and a hard on and forced to watch his mother being anally raped.
Slow night really.
FatBoyGeorge said:vampireuk said:Oooh what have I missed?
This pretty much explains it all.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=116748.html
tmsbry said:Hilarious, the internet's so evil,ha,ha
But before I feel sorry for the lad, is it true he really microwaved a cat???
Whisper said:I hear his mum is well up for it, any chance she's a ginger or disabled or even both, I just need to complete Scotland and then I will be done with my "knobbing round the UK" stage and I can move on to the EU.