I am sorry

[ONEptsJOE]

Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.

 

[osta]

ha ha, had anymore phone calls you little bender?

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

Mwahahahahahaha! You gonna fuck off now? Just don't be home too early cos I'm getting 'bitty' off of your mother. Cheers.

 

[Holdfast]

Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.

See Jimbo Shorttarse, he was found out and fessed up, why don't you?
c(o)unt

 

[FiveAlpha]

Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.

Not good enough. Now apologise for your mother offering me full use of her clack when I phoned up. The sounds of her heavy breathing whilst nibbling on a deep fried mars bar and muttering 'shee ma son? He's a cunt. Wannae eat ma hole oot?' actually made a bit of sick come up.

 

[Werewolf]

Is this a new ARRSE Record for fastest WaltenKommando victory?

Or the best Wah in recent history?

 

[Werewolf]

Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.

Not good enough. Now apologise for your mother offering me full use of her clack when I phoned up. The sounds of her heavy breathing whilst nibbling on a deep fried mars bar and muttering 'shee ma son? He's a cunt. Wannae eat ma hole oot?' actually made a bit of sick come up.

Come on; you've had worse...

 

[vampireuk]

Oooh what have I missed?

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

Oooh what have I missed?

This pretty much explains it all.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=116748.html

 

[Bogtejebo]

not much, some chav pretending to be a para and the usual dullards crept out of the woodwork to be all outraged and p'ssy.

 

[FatBoyGeorge]

not much, some chav pretending to be a para and the usual dullards crept out of the woodwork to be all outraged and p'ssy.

Does that include your 8 posts in the said thread???

 

[FiveAlpha]

Oooh what have I missed?

The unashamed bullying of a minor, who after a multitude of threatening phonecalls, is now terrified he's going to be lashed to a chair by a masked intruder wearing nothing but a faded '5's Winebar' maroon t-shirt and a hard on and forced to watch his mother being anally raped.

Slow night really.

 

[Bogtejebo]

Of course, it all could have been a hideous wah.

 

[bluntslane]

Im Declan Baker and i am writting this to apologize for pretendin to be a para online. i am nto a paratooper. Im sorry i caused offense to a lot of people and i apologise to everyone ojn the site.

Not good enough. Now apologise for your mother offering me full use of her clack when I phoned up. The sounds of her heavy breathing whilst nibbling on a deep fried mars bar and muttering 'shee ma son? He's a cunt. Wannae eat ma hole oot?' actually made a bit of sick come up.

That's f*****g funny, PMSL.

 

[vampireuk]

Oooh what have I missed?

The unashamed bullying of a minor, who after a multitude of threatening phonecalls, is now terrified he's going to be lashed to a chair by a masked intruder wearing nothing but a faded '5's Winebar' maroon t-shirt and a hard on and forced to watch his mother being anally raped.

Slow night really.

I'm assuming mdn got involved then?

 

[tmsbry]

Hilarious, the internet's so evil,ha,ha

But before I feel sorry for the lad, is it true he really microwaved a cat???

 

[SmithsRail]

Oooh what have I missed?

This pretty much explains it all.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=116748.html

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Was a bit late catching up there.


"yer fuck off you hat wanker" made me laugh.

 

[Aunty Stella]

Hilarious, the internet's so evil,ha,ha

But before I feel sorry for the lad, is it true he really microwaved a cat???

Yes, 5 Alpha has set up an OP outside his kitchen and has verified all.

 

[dhgrainger1]

Anyone got the little scrotes contact number? It's near the end of the month and I haven't used up all my minutes yet.

 

[Whisper]

I hear his mum is well up for it, any chance she's a ginger or disabled or even both, I just need to complete Scotland and then I will be done with my "knobbing round the UK" stage and I can move on to the EU.