I am looking for a sort of ok looking girl to have sex in

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by fredsmith, Dec 9, 2007.

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  1. I am looking for a girl that is not to fat or retarded
     
  2. YOU ARE A COMPLETE TOOL PLEASE GO AWAY YOU FCUKING GEEK.

    NO WOMAN WOULD WANT TO SLEEP WITH A BOTTOM FEEDER LIKE YOURSELF.

    TROLL OFF
     
  3. Well if opposites attract your luck might be in.
     
  4. Has this knobber not tried this thread before....
     
  5. If I was looking for an opposite I would have said fat and retarded, would be a novelty at first but start to bore me. Opposites irratate.
     
  6. So you're female, then?
     
  7. another woman might have joined
     
  8. opposite gender, but thats about all that should be opposite
     
  9. I am male but looking for a female that is not too fat or retarded
     
  10. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    You know you are a tosser, right? :D
     
  11. Goes from "acceptable-looking" to "sort of ok looking."

    Watch out for the next post where the criterion is "live" and the one after that is "once live."

    This could follow the trail to "bitch," "gerbil" and eventually "fellow amoeba."
     
  12. Thats not fair on amoeba, this nobbers lower than that.
     
  13. Go and f*ck a bike, and get caught doing it.
     
  14. scaryspice

    scaryspice LE Moderator

    "fredsmith" or whoever you are today. Have you not got the message yet? You are not welcome posting your drivel here. How many times do you need to be banned before you either sort your act out or get lost?

    Now I understand you were thrown out of the TA because you weren't good enough. Do you really think ANY woman is going to want to have sex with you? Even for novelty value?

    Now p1ss off.