I am here - the CO asked me to visit - Ling

#1
Hello, hello.

Hope you are all well and not too many of you have been shot or killed.

The CO asked me to post to say thanks to everyone who have been nice about my Dragon Den visit. You can see that my missile did the job for me. Everyone should have one.

I am ready to accept abuse: fire away, brave solider boys and girls :)))

I am sure you have lots of remarks to chop me down to size.

- Ling
 
#2
LingsCars said:
Hello, hello.

Hope you are all well and not too many of you have been shot or killed.

The CO asked me to post to say thanks to everyone who have been nice about my Dragon Den visit. You can see that my missile did the job for me. Everyone should have one.

I am ready to accept abuse: fire away, brave solider boys and girls :)))

I am sure you have lots of remarks to chop me down to size.

- Ling
I love you ling. Truely, madly and balls deeply.
 
#4
Ling from all of your pictures I thought you were a gezzer, then you rock up with tits and a fanny. I'm confused.

I'll take 50% of your business for a £5 and a can of stella.
 
#7
Duh! How can you miss a Nuclear Missile?

It is on my website in the left hand pic box next to the two square car pics at the top.
 
#11
should have dressed as a schoolie, you would have got all the dosh then
but well done their fcked up faces when you turned down the money was apicture
 
#14
#16
Santa_Sunday said:
Why didn't you take the cash...........??
Keep going... does ANYONE EVER get the cash? Sure they get offered, but GETTIT? I don't think there have been more than one or two.
 
#17
Ling, can I snuffle your beef curtains?

I've got your video on repeat, you're farkin gorgeous.

Nae tits mind...
 

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