i am goin back into the army

[bigbull]

my wife has been saying that i am leaving the family as i am goin back in the army even tho that she will get a better life and she keeps puttin me down all the time

 

[Jebote]

whats your point then . she will be far away from you and will divorce you for leaving her you will be happy job jobbed

 

[bigeye]

my wife has been saying that i am leaving the family as i am goin back in the army even tho that she will get a better life and she keeps puttin me down all the time

Are you sure the NAAFI is the best place for this? I'd expect some flak if I were you....

 

[bluntslane]

my wife has been saying that i am leaving the family as i am goin back in the army even tho that she will get a better life and she keeps puttin me down all the time

Wind-up-FAIL

 

[bigbull]

i didnt know where else to put it

 

[atmycommand]

put it in her handbag along with your bank card

 

[bluntslane]

i didnt know where else to put it

No, no, the Naafi is the correct place for wind-ups, even the shit ones.

 

[Jebote]

whats her address their are few here who can comfort her while you are away and explain the importance of your decision

Mr Random does a good line in spoon based pleasure and a particularly good dry bumming if rumour is to be believed

 

[red_square]

i didnt know where else to put it

is that what you told your wife ???????

try stab land,'' cake and eat it ''

 

[trowel]

i didnt know where else to put it

Where does your wife live? How soon will you be gone? Pics of wife please.

 

[bluntslane]

Fuck me, I can barely keep-up with the sound of frantic typing!

 

[red_square]

Fuck me, I can barely keep-up with the sound of frantic typing!

typing of the gusset ??????????????

 

[bigeye]

i didnt know where else to put it

You've got to show her who wears the trousers. Women have been taking liberties over the past 20 year or so - call it 'women's lib' - or Whatever. Make a stand - you don't have to actually chin her - just a quick back-hander.
She'll cry a bit - but you've got to be tough. Eventually she'll see reason and you're back on top, see.

If you've any qualms about this method give yourself the benefit of a couple of cans of good strong lager - the old dutch courage.

Good luck.

 

[Jebote]

Fuck me, I can barely keep-up with the sound of frantic typing!

Thats exactly what I was thinking I love Mong threads you can bet their are dozens of blokes right now going OOH OOH I have a smart arse comment for this one.

 

[red_square]

Thats exactly what I was thinking I love Mong threads you can bet their are dozens of blokes right now going OOH OOH I have a smart arse comment for this one.

i havent,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[bigeye]

Thats exactly what I was thinking I love Mong threads you can bet their are dozens of blokes right now going OOH OOH I have a smart arse comment for this one.

Curses.....

 

[bigbull]

You've got to show her who wears the trousers. Women have been taking liberties over the past 20 year or so - call it 'women's lib' - or Whatever. Make a stand - you don't have to actually chin her - just a quick back-hander.
She'll cry a bit - but you've got to be tough. Eventually she'll see reason and you're back on top, see.

If you've any qualms about this method give yourself the benefit of a couple of cans of good strong lager - the old dutch courage.


Good luck.

lmfao has any one else been in this situation

 

[Jebote]

lmfao has any one else been in this situation

Its well established fact that all women love a Bastard. They says they dont but they do really, they love it

The other solution is called divorce as everyone knows the first marriage is just practice one

 

[red_square]

lmfao has any one else been in this situation

o yes,,,, a few cans of ''hard'' aka stella, and every one, and any one, TAKE COVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[trowel]

lmfao has any one else been in this situation

No, it`s just you.