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i am goin back into the army

bigbull

Swinger
my wife has been saying that i am leaving the family as i am goin back in the army even tho that she will get a better life and she keeps puttin me down all the time
 

Jebote

War Hero
whats your point then . she will be far away from you and will divorce you for leaving her you will be happy job jobbed
 
my wife has been saying that i am leaving the family as i am goin back in the army even tho that she will get a better life and she keeps puttin me down all the time

Are you sure the NAAFI is the best place for this? I'd expect some flak if I were you....
 

Jebote

War Hero
whats her address their are few here who can comfort her while you are away and explain the importance of your decision

Mr Random does a good line in spoon based pleasure and a particularly good dry bumming if rumour is to be believed
 
i didnt know where else to put it

You've got to show her who wears the trousers. Women have been taking liberties over the past 20 year or so - call it 'women's lib' - or Whatever. Make a stand - you don't have to actually chin her - just a quick back-hander.
She'll cry a bit - but you've got to be tough. Eventually she'll see reason and you're back on top, see.

If you've any qualms about this method give yourself the benefit of a couple of cans of good strong lager - the old dutch courage.

Good luck.
 
Thats exactly what I was thinking I love Mong threads you can bet their are dozens of blokes right now going OOH OOH I have a smart arse comment for this one.

i havent,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
Thats exactly what I was thinking I love Mong threads you can bet their are dozens of blokes right now going OOH OOH I have a smart arse comment for this one.

Curses.....
 

bigbull

Swinger
You've got to show her who wears the trousers. Women have been taking liberties over the past 20 year or so - call it 'women's lib' - or Whatever. Make a stand - you don't have to actually chin her - just a quick back-hander.
She'll cry a bit - but you've got to be tough. Eventually she'll see reason and you're back on top, see.

If you've any qualms about this method give yourself the benefit of a couple of cans of good strong lager - the old dutch courage.


Good luck.


lmfao has any one else been in this situation
 

Jebote

War Hero
lmfao has any one else been in this situation

Its well established fact that all women love a Bastard. They says they dont but they do really, they love it

The other solution is called divorce as everyone knows the first marriage is just practice one
 
lmfao has any one else been in this situation

o yes,,,, a few cans of ''hard'' aka stella, and every one, and any one, TAKE COVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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