The wife is not puting out do you have the following:
1. Your own house with no mortage
2. Aston Martin
3. Over Â£1000000 in the bank
4. A small Co@@ pain does not rock my boat.
5. Enjoy being whiped with in an inch of your life.
6. Have the ability to cook ( this is imprtant) as im a fat git and like my scran.
She's not giggling at the pictures but rather she is comparing me to you and laughing at you... Hate to shatter your illusion... Go easy on the gal... She might be a bit of a munter but she's pretty good in the sack... Be a shame to have to go back to Auntie Pamela and her five ugly nieces...