I am a hero! Its official I read it in black and white in the Sunday Life last night! So lets get one thing straight first. I have never been a hero. I dont have a gallantry medal. Most of the blokes I know with a gallantry medal arent either and the few I know who possibly are would cringe at the word. Right thats done. However to celebrate my new found status (please see avatar) a competition. Limerick again! Prize: Silver plated Zippo engraved with the ARRSE potatohead your AKA and limerick. Now I know that once youve tossed yourself nearly to sleep and turned, you dream of taking that machine gun nest get truckloads of gongs and more women than you can carry. So lets hear about your dream heroic act in a limerick. It could start: There once was a dull bint called Paris or There once was this little bloke from Paris or There once was this nest full of Argies or anything really Anything goes. Winner the best (which probably means the one that makes me laugh most) by Monday 29th. bottleosmoke won last time (sorry about the crap photo - the engraving is, of course, sh1t hot) And from now on no one is to call me a cnut without first saying with all due respect, oh heroic one you cnut. Cheers Chris.