Good morning chaps! My current company have seen fit in a most myopic manner to invest me with my very own transport. Much to the horror of their insurance company Iâve been running around causing chaos in greater London, as well as some dashes up the M6 to Liverpool & M3 to Dorset, since late February. So far Iâve been fortunate enough not to have had any major accidents, although thereâs been plenty of rough & burly men beeping at me, I mostly put that down to my good looks. Iâve also managed to remove both wing mirrors due to a close encounter with a bendy bus, but the company has even covered the M.O.T. too! My early experiences nearly came to a head yesterday as I was driving aimlessly around Islington & enjoying the fab sunshine, when all of a sudden one of those bloody cyclists got in my way. I performed the logical manoeuvre for such a situation & started driving down the wrong side of the road & onto oncoming traffic. Much to my displeasure a police car was coming up the other way, so I decided the only thing for it was to barge back onto the cyclist, after all they are only really a trivial matter when compared to the might of a company vehicle. As I barged in front of the cyclist I did the decent thing & checked my cracked wing mirror to see whether I had run over his head. It was then that I recognised that massive flop of blonde hair & realised it was none other than the Right Hon Mayor of London himself! In blind panic I immediately pulled over to let him pass & almost considered saluting but it all happened rather quickly. Had I known it was him from the first instance Iâd have probably stopped the traffic entirely. If youâre reading this Boris Iâm sorry for the inconvenience old boy! Has anyone else had a run in or an awkward situation with anyone famous Your most remorseful servant, &c. -D.C.