I´m No Techie

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Dec 26, 2010.

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  1. Yesterday I overheard someone at a party say that if you dip your dongle in coke before entry you get better results. I thought you should never mix liquids with electronics...am I wrong or should I try this ?
  2. Methinks that you are well aware of the dangers of doing this with a dongle.

    Now if you want to try it out with the dangle - please let us know what the the Missus thought.

    Enquiring minds want to know.
  3. Happens only if you do it in the Dingle ... <shudder>
  4. You might ask your good lady to munch a handful of extra strong mints, then munch you.
  5. My other half doesn't need mints. Excellent fellatio skills.
  6. Does his stubble give you a rash?
  7. I make the dirty northern bastard shave.
  8. Do you 69 or take turns in sucking each other off.
  9. Many thanks for the kind words
  10. Heh! That made oi larf.
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Yes it does work and I can assure you that it does make your Missus go like the clappers!

    I would also like to add that I love the curtains in your front room.
  12. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Tom Jones used to claim you should dip your wee fella in mouth wash before use (same as the toothpaste I imagine)

    Get a BJ from a bird with Space dust (the fizzing stuff) in her mouth

    As to electronics my mates dad used to be an electrical genius
    When the flat video packed up first thing he did was fill a sink full of water and wash it
    Ran perfect after that
  13. The what ?
  14. I think he meant the fat fucker had sat on the VCR and flattened it, he then had to wash his flabby penis
  15. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    The video belonged to the flat, the apartment, the accomodsation.......