This morning, on the way to the Preston Market, I rear-ended a little Hyundai Getz sedan at the lights at the corner of Bell Street. The chap who was driving the Getz got out ... and he was a dwarf!!!! And he was angry !!!!!!!!! "I'll have you know ," he said, drawing himself up to his full 2ft 11in., "I'm not happy........" "OK," I said, "Which one are you then?"