Hussein Bolt

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Aug 18, 2012.

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  1. Hussein Bolt tries to join a golf club, the club captain says i'm sorry but we don't accept black members, there's another club 10 mins down the road.

    He says, but i'm Hussein Bolt!

    Ok says the captain, in that case it's only 5 mins.
  2. It's Usain Bolt. C-, do try harder.
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  3. You gonna run this time and not jog too? Set an example an all..
  4. Sorry but I was well wrecked, I thought it didn't look right but couldn't work it out
  5. I don't think he'll mind.
  6. It`s hardly your fault that the Bolt freaks mother couldn`t spell his name properly.
  7. Thinking about you sitting at home crying into your pointy white hood while a Somalian immigrant called Mohammed won two gold medals for Great Britain was, for me at least, one of the highlights of the games.
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