Husbands who dont know the right things to say!

#1
Your wife hates clothes shopping but she has an event to go to in a couple of weeks. She has just bought a new dress to wear to said event. She trys it on for husband whos response is

Quote ' It's fine' when prompted further 'no, it's nice,' and further 'No, I like it.' unquote.

Are most men like this or is it just mine?
 
#2
Burn the fat cow.

Sorry love didn't realise you were a bird.

Are you fat though?
 
#3
I believe the correct response is;

'You look great. I've always liked the Hattie Jacques look'.
 
#4
greengoblin said:
Your wife hates clothes shopping but she has an event to go to in a couple of weeks. She has just bought a new dress to wear to said event. She trys it on for husband whos response is

Quote ' It's fine' when prompted further 'no, it's nice,' and further 'No, I like it.' unquote.

Are most men like this or is it just mine?
What ever we say we will always be wrong, its a bit like when you ask the wife how much did it cost? Do you always remember to add the accessories to the final bill :twisted:
 
#7
greengoblin said:
Are most men like this or is it just mine?
I am totally honest with my missus and if something does not look nice I tell her.

She really respects me for this and we have a wonderful relationship.

She recently asked if I thought her new bikini was nice and naturally I told her what an absolute peach she looked.






 
#8
E-Layer said:
greengoblin said:
Are most men like this or is it just mine?
I am totally honest with my missus and if something does not look nice I tell her.

She really respects me for this and we have a wonderful relationship.

She recently asked if I thought her new bikini was nice and naturally I told her what an absolute peach she looked.

You lucky man E-layer :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I suppose its best always to agree with her :D






 
#9
How about this one,

He recently found out he was going to the FI for 6 months. One of the first things he said was

quote 'Oh I'm going to miss out on six months of my dog's life.' unquote
 
#10
greengoblin said:
How about this one,

He recently found out he was going to the FI for 6 months. One of the first things he said was

quote 'Oh I'm going to miss out on six months of my dog's life.' unquote
How long afterwards did you realise you had no pets?
 
#11
greengoblin said:
How about this one,

He recently found out he was going to the FI for 6 months. One of the first things he said was

quote 'Oh I'm going to miss out on six months of my dog's life.' unquote
Was he talking about you? I hope not :twisted:

He'll enjoy the falklands excellent gymnasium,swimming pool and great bars. Tell him to try the Crab and sprocket and Timmies for the RAF chicks.
 
#13
greengoblin said:
How about this one,

He recently found out he was going to the FI for 6 months. One of the first things he said was

quote 'Oh I'm going to miss out on six months of my dog's life.' unquote
That is 3.5 years in human terms. Your man is clearly a caring bloke, kind to animals. :roll:

Haven't you taught him always to be frank about your clothes/appearance?

I've always been 100% candid to my missus, and look where it's got me!

Dire straits . . . . . 8)
 
#14
E-Layer said:
greengoblin said:
Are most men like this or is it just mine?
I am totally honest with my missus and if something does not look nice I tell her.

She really respects me for this and we have a wonderful relationship.

She recently asked if I thought her new bikini was nice and naturally I told her what an absolute peach she looked.

I was just thinking how sweet when reading this,what a lovely man! :roll:






 
#15
caubeen said:
greengoblin said:
How about this one,

He recently found out he was going to the FI for 6 months. One of the first things he said was

quote 'Oh I'm going to miss out on six months of my dog's life.' unquote
That is 3.5 years in human terms. Your man is clearly a caring bloke, kind to animals. :roll:

Haven't you taught him always to be frank about your clothes/appearance?

I've always been 100% candid to my missus, and look where it's got me!

Dire straits . . . . . 8)
Hows that poor dog going to cope 3.5 years away in doggy years. Ill see you in court when we get our divorce papers through Caubeen as I have another mess dinner night coming up so Mrs (Iron) will be asking If her bum looks big in her dress again :twisted:
 
#16
The_IRON said:
Hows that poor dog going to cope 3.5 years away in doggy years. Ill see you in court when we get our divorce papers through Caubeen as I have another mess dinner night coming up so Mrs (Iron) will be asking If her bum looks big in her dress again :twisted:
Tell her the truth this time.

Some chaps like a big bum, I'm told. :?

an't'caubeen-ban's is as pert and luscious as when she was 18. Mess dungarees show it off particularly nicely - tho' I do wish she'd put them back with my jacket etc when she's finished.

I attribute it - The Pert Luscious Bum - to ceaseless equestrianism.

If so, it will have been worth those endless vets'/farriers'/feed-merchants' etc. etc. bills. 8)
 
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