Husband comes home early

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Civvy-Ginge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A husband came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.
    With super-human strength he grabs his wife round the neck and launches her straight out of the bedroom window, he then jumps on the man and lays him out cold with one punch.
    He drags the unconscious bloke down the garden and into his shed.
    When the bloke comes round, he finds himself in a shed, completely naked, with his manhood super glued to the inside of a vice and a very irate man sharpening the biggest knife he has ever seen in his life.
    “You’re n, n, n, not gonna cut my dick off are you?” Stammers the man.
    “No” said the husband, “you are……… I’m going to set fire to the shed!”