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Husband blames dog for farting.

If the sort of varnish blistering stench that emanates from our Labrador’s rear end ever comes out of mine, I shall self-refer to the docs.

Although it is funny when he does it in the pub.


M'lords, ladies an' gen'lemen; there is a solution...

Not dog related but one night in a bunkhouse I was woken by someone in the room screaming in Dutch, looked over and my mate was pissing in this guy’s rucksack.

My mate looks over, cock dribbling piss drips down his leg looks over to me and says ‘Fred, why did you do that’.

I was laughing and said your on your own on this one mate.

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