A man races into the dentists for a tooth removal. Before the operation he says to the dentist, "Please, can we make this fast. I have only just managed to get a 10 o'clock tee off time in the best golf course in town, I have two mates waiting in the car. So, don't bother with the anesthetic." The dentist thinks, "What a brave man" "Of course sir," the dentist says,"Which tooth is it?" The man turns to his wife and says, "Show him"