Hurry to the Course

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by big.mcsharry, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man races into the dentists for a tooth removal.

    Before the operation he says to the dentist, "Please, can we make this fast. I have only just managed to get a 10 o'clock tee off time in the best golf course in town, I have two mates waiting in the car. So, don't bother with the anesthetic."

    The dentist thinks, "What a brave man"

    "Of course sir," the dentist says,"Which tooth is it?"

    The man turns to his wife and says, "Show him"