After the hurricane... A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now! Before it's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you idiots!" Next thing they heard was screeching tires and a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say "Bridge Out?"