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I must admit to a certain amount of ambivalence here: he needs to spend the next 50 or so years looking over his shoulder for a visit from Bubba, but on the other hand, the sooner he starts spending eternity being dry-bummed by Satan and all his little minions, the better (and it saves us a $hitload of cash as well). Could we look upon this as win-win?
How does he get the gear for these suicide bids? Isn't he in a prison ffs? I know drugs are rife in there but he's on a sex case wing surely so should be isolated to a degree. Plus with a history of trying to pop his clogs you'd think someone might be keeping an eye on him!
I think best we introduce the 'Midnight Express' prison model and get medieval on the likes of him.
Maybe we can infiltrate the sex offenders wing - MDN probably knows it like the back of his hand - and pass Huntley a vial of sedatives. Imagine his discomfort when he discovers they are actually super-strength viagra and he passes into a semi-coma state while he dies of gangrene of the knob as his circulatory system works overtime to keep it up.
Yes, cuddles is grumpy and discontented again but I probably would have come up with that idea if in even mental keel. I mean I take it as a professional insult when they describe the likes of the Abu Ghraib septics as "torturers"..nae class at a'!
No...Actually I'd prefer to let the Mothers sort the little sh1te out.I mean women can be (& often are!) more sadistic than us mere men.We've been constantly been getting tortured by them for decades!!!
Huntley need only stay in jail for a couple more years and then there will be 'startling new evidence' a al Jill Dando, to prove that all murderers are innocent because a letter 't' wasn't crossed on page 45 of witness 65b's statement, therefore casting the entire conviction as unsafe.