Hung Like a Hamster?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Rocketeer, Nov 1, 2006.

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  1. This from Septic Central: US Government study show that men now produce only about a third as much sperm as hamsters..

    Modern lifestyles and exposure to chemical pollution are blamed for a precipitous drop in sperm counts in men worldwide. A host of studies shows that, on average, they have dropped by two and a half times over the past 50 years from about 150 million per ml of sperm fluid to 60 million.. Hamsters produce 160 million per ml.

    On a similar note. drinking just three cups of coffee per day decreases a man's ability to father ' normal children ' this from a study that discusses how modern life cuts both the quantity and quality of sperm.

    so, it's decaf for me and some ' exercise' to help boost productivity levels...
     
  2. By excercise, do you mean a fartlek session on a big, wall - mounted wheel?
     
  3. I've been running in circles all my life and never getting anywhere, so nothing new there.. I was actually intimating exercising a certain specific muscle using the young lady mentioned in the poppy despatches as a motivational ' aid '...
     
  4. Yeah but can a hamster hit a spot 6 feet up on the wall with it?
     
  5. Only if you're playing hamster tennis
     
  6. sh1t i thought this was a support group coz ive got a ...erm mate who could use one
     
  7. Who counts the spermatazoa? Does the job pay well?