Hung like a baby!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by exbluejob, Jul 17, 2012.

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  1. that'll make her eyes water
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Lucky cunt! Wish my cock was that size.

    Better than this fucking great thing I have got.
     
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  3. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Salami smuggler
     
  4. Whatever floats your boat.
     
  5. God made up for giving him ginger pubes.......
     
  6. I can personally recommend a good penis reduction surgeon. PM me if you need his number.
     
  7. With a head like that he had to have something going for him.

    "He only seems to meet women who want to have sex".
    -and his point is?
     
  8. This is a perfect example of natural equilibrium. A huge penis which should ordinarily have women kicking his door down is attached to a Ginger and thus limits the potential devastation.
     
  9. If I was him I would wrap it in tin foil for Spinal Tap themed hilarity at US customs.
     
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  10. Bet that waters cold on his bellend when he goes for a piss off a bridge
     
  11. A 7lb cock?

    Christmas dinner for four.
     
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  12. I once woke to a mammoth cock laid across my face, as I came round I saw my pal sniggering down at me as he started to rhythmically twat it up and down over my nose, clever cunt wasn't as chipper when I tipped a kettle full of piss infused tap water over his swede as he slept. The mans penis was freakishly odd with contours, lumps, bumps and veins, he married a Canuck bird and went AWOL circa 2002.
     
  13. With a cock that size he must pass out everytime it gets hard, cos theres no blood left in the rest of his body !
     
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