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Hung like a baby!

#10
This is a perfect example of natural equilibrium. A huge penis which should ordinarily have women kicking his door down is attached to a Ginger and thus limits the potential devastation.
 
#14
I once woke to a mammoth cock laid across my face, as I came round I saw my pal sniggering down at me as he started to rhythmically twat it up and down over my nose, clever cunt wasn't as chipper when I tipped a kettle full of piss infused tap water over his swede as he slept. The mans penis was freakishly odd with contours, lumps, bumps and veins, he married a Canuck bird and went AWOL circa 2002.
 
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#16
I once woke to a mammoth cock laid across my face, as I came round I saw my pal sniggering down at me as he started to rhythmically twat it up and down over my nose, clever cunt wasn't as chipper when I tipped a kettle full of piss infused tap water over his swede as he slept. The mans penis was freakishly odd with contours, lumps, bumps and veins, he married a Canuck bird and went AWOL circa 2002.
How did it taste?
 
#20
He must need a blood transfusion before sex, otherwise he'll just be thumbing his flaccid nine inches in, whilst complaining he feels dizzy and can see a bright light!
 

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