Humping the ex's....dog

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pebbles015, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Was it better looking than the ex wife?
     
  2. Happened in Gloucester so, almost certainly.
     
  3. Ruff justice!
     
  4. The woman round the corner gave her boyfriend the heave-ho after catching him wanking-off her Staffie. I asked her why the chap did it, she looked at me as though I were simple and responded, "He were pissed, wunne?"
     
  5. Not really fair. The staffie couldn't make a fist.
     
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  6. I'm waiting for a bus and the whole queue is looking at me and wondering why I am shaking with laughter. Intimate sample indeed, fucking comedy gold!!
     
  7. He must have been barking

    hat, coat etc
     
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  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    well dog handlers are taught to make fido happy when gets a bit too exited - this is a bit far and to be fair lechlade is a rural cotswolds type place.

    I blame David Walliams for lowering the morality of the neighbourhood last year.

    I've only read one report, did they cuff him or was he put on a lead before walkies into the van?
     
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  9. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Don`t know what all the fuss is about, it was a bitch. It`s not as if he is a gay perv and fucked a male dog !
     
  10. So it sounds as though the bench wants a crack at the dog too.