Humiliated as a child by parents

#1
We all know parents would tell s
Quirky lies to there children just because they can.
E.G watching too muct tv will make your eyes go square.
Let's see who has the funniest strory.
 
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#10
If you swallow chewing gum it will wrap around your heart and you will die, so I'd stay away from chewwy if I was you son!


Sent from my iPhone after numerous autocorrections of correct spellings
 
#12
dec 24th 2230 at night. Mother says; .if you dont go to sleep Santa wont leave you presents.....
Did you get any presents then last Christmas ?
 
#13
Wanking makes hairs grow on the palm of your hand.

Or makes you grow up looking like Tony Blair.
 
#15
When the ice cream van plays music it means he's sold out.
 
#16
Your face will stay like that if the wind changes direction.
I used to say that to my daughter when she'd pull a funny face. Oh how I laughed when she got Bell's Palsy...
 
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