Humiliated as a child by parents

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taylor15, May 19, 2012.

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  1. We all know parents would tell s
    Quirky lies to there children just because they can.
    E.G watching too muct tv will make your eyes go square.
    Let's see who has the funniest strory.
  2. They kid N****** in Darton.
  3. My parents led me to believe that driving in the fast lane on the motorway actually makes your car go faster.
  4. Eating your crusts makes your hair grow curly.
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  5. Fish is brain food but no explanation why Stephen Griffin in my class at school ate fish but couldn't write his own name.
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  6. "Mummy knows all about it and she says it's ok."
  7. Thats not the icecream man....its the child catcher ..DONT go out to the van, you'll never come back:wtf:.....
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  8. Your face will stay like that if the wind changes direction.
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  9. Carrots make you see better in the dark.....
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  10. If you swallow chewing gum it will wrap around your heart and you will die, so I'd stay away from chewwy if I was you son!

    Sent from my iPhone after numerous autocorrections of correct spellings
  11. dec 24th 2230 at night. Mother says; .if you dont go to sleep Santa wont leave you presents.....
  12. HHH

    HHH LE

    Did you get any presents then last Christmas ?
  13. Wanking makes hairs grow on the palm of your hand.

    Or makes you grow up looking like Tony Blair.
  14. I always get presents..I am a very good girl.......:rendeer:
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  15. When the ice cream van plays music it means he's sold out.
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