I'm not ani-Christian I'm just anti-Christmas. So much so I would rather chew my own foreskin off to become Jewish but Ive got a bad back and not as flexible as I once was. I hate Christmas. Every second of it. All of it. Every aspect of it. The holly and the ivy - then the cunts can come to my garden and cut the friggin stuff back as Ive been trying to cut the holly bush down for a couple of years but the fucker grows back faster than i can kill it. Slade - That freakin song could send me into a homicidal rage but with added torture for any one who actually likes it. As for Wizzard, it gives me much comfort that most of the little bastards who sang on that song got taken back to see Mr Savile for his own special performance. Christmas trees - what part of "cutting down trees is bad for the environment and contributes to the carbon build up" do you bastards not understand? All year the sanctimonious bastards who believe that the climate is being affected by human action, protest with all their energy but when it comes to Christmas, they buy a big fuck off tree which has spent its formative years growing and turning the Co2 into oxygen. They then kill the tree for less than a month of looking at it. Turkeys. Again they are poor bastards. I wouldnt mind if they actually got eaten but they dont. They die just to make a spectacle on the dinner table and most people eat about one slice, the rotting corpse of the turkey gets stuck in the fridge to be thrown out when the smell gets too bad. I'm vegetarian, which for most of the year doesnt bother anyone. I eat pasta and rice and other nutritious stuff, but it all fucking changes at Christmas. I dont want a Christmas dinner for vegetarians which is just a plate of horrible boiled and unrecognisable vegetables with the turkey meat scraped off just so vegetarians wont be offended. What really boils my piss is that when I actually ask for something which I want to eat, I'm a pariah. Its not Christmassy to want dum alloo or falafels. I'm sick of people offering me mince pies and when I check the package to see if they contain melted remnants of dead animals they get all narked when I say I dont want one.... False bonhomie must be one of the worst things to accept. People who you cannot stand all year, invite you to the Christmas party or dinner or buffet but its all bullshit. Does a Christmas party make people less obnoxious than they are during the rest of the year? No it fucking doesnt. Oh, and Tiny Tim is just a spaz. Christmas haters, now is your time.