Human Sponge: release your tensions here

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  1. In the days when The Scum was a paper of record (1871), the editor printed the phone number of one of its hacks in the rag, asking anyone who had had a bad day to phone him and give him an earful of the sweary soup.

    I've had a fecking bad day. Fecking trains! Fecking knobbers at work and I want to swear at someone RIGHT NOW.

    Pick on someone at random and then tell them to feck off. It really does help.

    So .... Sven

    You want fucking with the bell end of a rag man's trumpet.

    I feel better already.

    Who next for some therapy?
  2. Outstanding! And you can feck off as well!

    I feel even better!
  3. Is that a prescription? Will that cost me six quid (is it that much, these days?).

    Best, btw. Now feck off
  4. I crumble my detox pills and rub them into your, no doubt, baldy heed. And then I slap your vitals with a piece of pig iron
  5. You two can both bugger off as I've also had a shite day!

    Whinging jism stains on the anus of humanity that you are!
  6. Not as shite as my day, you big tw@t
  7. Wouldn't bet on that, at least you're was part way interesting!

    A big twat I may be, but you sir are a completely useless monkey flange!
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Very tame, very tame.

    More effort please you gopping, throwback, inbred, dribbling spaktards.
  9. Now FECK OFF the pair of you

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  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Who gives a flying fcuk what you lot think, you motherfcuking c0ck sucking sons of a syphalitic whore.
  11. A very good morning to all, i'm having a fantastic day.
  12. All of you cockchoking throbbers can fcuk right off. I'd rather lick tramp smegma from my cat's ringpiece than read any more of your fcuking drivel.
  13. For Fecks sake, you lady boys are shite at this! Here I am sitting quietly drinking my first cup of tea of the day and you lot are gobbing off about feck all. You have no fecking idea how gay you all sound. Indeed, I bet you have all got the horn with so much shouting going on!

    You've crapped all over my morning so why not feck off you sh1t stabbing arrsers.


    Good Morning by the way
  14. I've heard you do that on a normal day :D
  15. Why can't doctors ever write properly? Cunts if you ask me