Human Sponge: release your tensions here

#1
In the days when The Scum was a paper of record (1871), the editor printed the phone number of one of its hacks in the rag, asking anyone who had had a bad day to phone him and give him an earful of the sweary soup.

I've had a fecking bad day. Fecking trains! Fecking knobbers at work and I want to swear at someone RIGHT NOW.

Pick on someone at random and then tell them to feck off. It really does help.

So .... Sven

You want fucking with the bell end of a rag man's trumpet.

I feel better already.

Who next for some therapy?
 
#2
jarrod248 said:
I'm not sure I've got this right but here goes. I wrote a prescription for a patient on Tuesday for a alcohol detox. I listed dates on the prescription and number of tablets to be taken when each day. I wrtote a total of 25T (Tablets) but the pharmacist did not add up the days amounts and thought the 'T' looked like a number 4 so dispensed 254 tablets! fecking fatherless dickbrained vagina! I've had Police involved other members of staff pleading with patient and in the end we had to pay for a taxi and he agreed to return some of the drugs. The pharmacists with Masters degrees but sometimes no common sense at all.
Outstanding! And you can feck off as well!

I feel even better!
 
#3
jarrod248 said:
King_of_the_Burpas said:
jarrod248 said:
I'm not sure I've got this right but here goes. I wrote a prescription for a patient on Tuesday for a alcohol detox. I listed dates on the prescription and number of tablets to be taken when each day. I wrtote a total of 25T (Tablets) but the pharmacist did not add up the days amounts and thought the 'T' looked like a number 4 so dispensed 254 tablets! fecking fatherless dickbrained vagina! I've had Police involved other members of staff pleading with patient and in the end we had to pay for a taxi and he agreed to return some of the drugs. The pharmacists with Masters degrees but sometimes no common sense at all.
Outstanding! And you can feck off as well!

I feel even better!
Me too, now choke on your own vomit and publish it on you tube.
Is that a prescription? Will that cost me six quid (is it that much, these days?).

Best, btw. Now feck off
 
#4
I crumble my detox pills and rub them into your, no doubt, baldy heed. And then I slap your vitals with a piece of pig iron
 
#6
Not as shite as my day, you big tw@t
 
#7
Wouldn't bet on that, at least you're was part way interesting!

A big twat I may be, but you sir are a completely useless monkey flange!
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Very tame, very tame.

More effort please you gopping, throwback, inbred, dribbling spaktards.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
Who gives a flying fcuk what you lot think, you motherfcuking c0ck sucking sons of a syphalitic whore.
 
#12
All of you cockchoking throbbers can fcuk right off. I'd rather lick tramp smegma from my cat's ringpiece than read any more of your fcuking drivel.
 
#13
For Fecks sake, you lady boys are shite at this! Here I am sitting quietly drinking my first cup of tea of the day and you lot are gobbing off about feck all. You have no fecking idea how gay you all sound. Indeed, I bet you have all got the horn with so much shouting going on!

You've crapped all over my morning so why not feck off you sh1t stabbing arrsers.

Feck!

Good Morning by the way
 
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#14
Bat_Crab said:
All of you cockchoking throbbers can fcuk right off. I'd rather lick tramp smegma from my cat's ringpiece than read any more of your fcuking drivel.
I've heard you do that on a normal day :D
 
#15
jarrod248 said:
I'm not sure I've got this right but here goes. I wrote a prescription for a patient on Tuesday for a alcohol detox. I listed dates on the prescription and number of tablets to be taken when each day. I wrtote a total of 25T (Tablets) but the pharmacist did not add up the days amounts and thought the 'T' looked like a number 4 so dispensed 254 tablets! fecking fatherless dickbrained vagina! I've had Police involved other members of staff pleading with patient and in the end we had to pay for a taxi and he agreed to return some of the drugs. The pharmacists with Masters degrees but sometimes no common sense at all.
Why can't doctors ever write properly? Cunts if you ask me
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
eggnog said:
A very good morning to all, i'm having a fantastic day.
Fcuk Off, Cnut!
 
#18
to that skinny junkie b'tch, her chavsh'te son of hers and that fat, ethnic minority, terminally unemployed, bead wearing, pathetic, sean paul wearing wannabe gangsta boyfriend she constantly has hanging off her track marked sagging, 40 year old t'ts. If you ever keep me awake again till 2am with your vile screeching arguments, your sh'tty f'cking happy hardcore and your fun habit of throwing glass out into the street. I will get up, beat you half unconscience and then have you both raped by your own pitbulls after which I will hang up upside down out of your windows and set you on fire.

christ that felt good.
 
#19
arby said:
to that skinny junkie b'tch, her chavsh'te son of hers and that fat, ethnic minority, terminally unemployed, bead wearing, pathetic, sean paul wearing wannabe gangsta boyfriend she constantly has hanging off her track marked sagging, 40 year old t'ts. If you ever keep me awake again till 2am with your vile screeching arguments, your sh'tty f'cking happy hardcore and your fun habit of throwing glass out into the street. I will get up, beat you half unconscience and then have you both raped by your own pitbulls after which I will hang up upside down out of your windows and set you on fire.

christ that felt good.
You don't live at number 11 do you? I live at number 7 and this sounds depressingly familiar.
 
#20
Bat_Crab said:
arby said:
to that skinny junkie b'tch, her chavsh'te son of hers and that fat, ethnic minority, terminally unemployed, bead wearing, pathetic, sean paul wearing wannabe gangsta boyfriend she constantly has hanging off her track marked sagging, 40 year old t'ts. If you ever keep me awake again till 2am with your vile screeching arguments, your sh'tty f'cking happy hardcore and your fun habit of throwing glass out into the street. I will get up, beat you half unconscience and then have you both raped by your own pitbulls after which I will hang up upside down out of your windows and set you on fire.

christ that felt good.
You don't live at number 11 do you? I live at number 7 and this sounds depressingly familiar.
26. but the noise travels. I feel your pain.
 

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