human leather???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by maguire, Aug 4, 2012.

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  1. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

  2. What sort of wierdo gets to that website?

    But yeah. Pretty fucked up.
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  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    a friend found it. honest. :(
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    The sort of chap who's bird wears £3k shoes with red painted soles and sports diamonds the size of a small broad bean. The sort of chap who can counter "You must come for dinner on my yacht. I'll send the chopper" with "See this? It is made from a faggots arse you fat fucking greaseball".

    What world do you live in where a wallet made of human skin is not an ice-breaker at parties? Fucking weirdo.
  5. Case dismissed :)

    $27,000 for a pair of shoes? Made of human skin? Jeepers.
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  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You knew Daddy? PM me, yah?
  7. As this is the NAAFI, I'll give the punchline to this very old joke...

    "... They are much cheaper in black!"

    Ok, I'll get my coat...
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  8. I,ve tried to hawk my foreskin to the Encyclopidia Britanica , told em it should cover all volumes & have enough left for a few natty book markers & a spiffing pair of Brouges for the publisher... I,m watching my inbox now for the offers to come rolling in .

  9. Right. I want a human tanned skin cart belt and holster for my 1851, pref carved off some chav with 'tribal celtic' tats
    with a matching set of boots....

    find me a fat basterd with a decent tatted back job and its the start of my saddle.

    ......wheres my fukin pony??
  10. I wonder if they'll knock me up a nice lampshade?
  11. Very dark humour.. hold up, is that a leather coat?