Human Geography

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Abdiel, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

    - Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.
    - Between 26 and 34, a woman is like america : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
    - Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.
    - Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
    - Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.
    - Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
    - Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
    - After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but few dare to venture there...


    MALE GEOGRAPHY

    - Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe or america : ruled by a dick...