'Human cannonball' killed in stunt

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Hairy Arrse, Apr 25, 2011.

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  1. He'll not be doing that again in any hurry.
  2. All these jokes are in poor taste and 'bang' out of order!
  3. At least he went out with a bang.
  4. He was quite the high flyer
    now where did I park my bike ?
  5. And came down with a bang.....
  6. Silly Cnut should have bought a decent safety net from B&Q. This is what happens when you buy $hite cheap safety nets from LIDL that are handmade by 8yr kids in Lithuania and only cost £8.99 !!
  7. You must shop in LIDL then.... poor bastard.
  8. If he missed his intended impact area, he must have been an ex-Gunner!
  9. The show will miss him badly. He was a bit of a flier.

    Thankyou very much and goodnight.
  10. Back of the net!

    Or not, in this case.

    Seems he was a little Jock lad, nicknamed 'Wee Thud'.
  11. Lets be fair here, we don't know if the organisers weren't glad to be shot of him.
  12. Bang goes another career in showbiz.
  13. Tht ended in a puff of smoke then.