Human Barbie?? More like trannie Action Man

#1
Being the image of womanly perfection that I am, this article caught my eye!
The picture half way down of this bird full length apparently shows the 'perfect face and body' that she has, so far, paid in excess of £500,000..........




so am i the only one who sees a bricklayer called Morris in a tight black frock??? :?

Trannie Barbie
 
#2
£500k for a face/body like that? Someone's been fcuking robbed blind by their surgeon...
 
#3
Shame she/he/it, is doing what she is doing, her daughter is very pretty without the need to have the shite done to her, her mother has had.
 
#5
StickyToffeePudding said:
£500k for a face/body like that? Someone's been fcuking robbed blind by their surgeon...
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

Don't tell her I'm not a real surgeon.
 
#7
MMMmm. I read that. So if I get one of my rare glass cutters on and promptly stab my cock with half a gallon of Botulinum Toxin, would it last for four months?
 
#9
Never MIND her knees....look at her bloody forearms?? She's used that industrial strength Red Cross body paint to cover up the anchor tatooed on it!!
 

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#12
Fcuking ugly for a £500,000 investment. Wonder how much she spent on the knockers, anal bleching and vage re-laying? If thats all looking nice and well repaired, I might just smash her doors in - with the obligatory brown paper bag over her head of course.

Oh, and the daughter can join in too.
 
#13
If they're stupid enough to spend all that money to look like Joan Rivers then let them. Freaks.
 
#14
Do they breath and have a pulce what more is there to say two at a time is good for me. mind you i would be tempted to heat the plastic up for a laugh?
 
#18
bigbird67 said:
Being the image of womanly perfection that I am, this article caught my eye!
The picture half way down of this bird full length apparently shows the 'perfect face and body' that she has, so far, paid in excess of £500,000..........




so am i the only one who sees a bricklayer called Morris in a tight black frock??? :?

Trannie Barbie
Why are you looking for photos of birds on the internet?

You closet lezzer. :p
 
#19
The_Snail said:
bigbird67 said:
Being the image of womanly perfection that I am, this article caught my eye!
The picture half way down of this bird full length apparently shows the 'perfect face and body' that she has, so far, paid in excess of £500,000..........




so am i the only one who sees a bricklayer called Morris in a tight black frock??? :?

Trannie Barbie
Why are you looking for photos of birds on the internet?

You closet lezzer. :p
Are you jealous Sluggy as she beat you to it? :cheers:
 
#20
The_Snail said:
bigbird67 said:
Being the image of womanly perfection that I am, this article caught my eye!
The picture half way down of this bird full length apparently shows the 'perfect face and body' that she has, so far, paid in excess of £500,000..........




so am i the only one who sees a bricklayer called Morris in a tight black frock??? :?

Trannie Barbie
Why are you looking for photos of birds on the internet?

You closet lezzer. :p
I was looking up drink-addled skinny bottle blondes with big hands, trying to track you down you witch!!!
 

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