Made my day! Reminds me of the Phoenix Nights Series 2 episode when kids are getting spray painted by pikies and Justin Moorhouse character goes the entire series with various foundations covering him .
mmm what lengths a man will go to to have himself scrubbed with a dirty toilet brush by an over-weight sweaty brazilian lady. come on...we've all been there. now...where did i put my ballistic missile and submarine paint? with my battleship egg shell emulsion i expect.