Hugo Chavez muses.

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Tazzers, Dec 29, 2011.

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  1. I can't take anything Chavez says seriously now that he looks like Jerome "Curly" Howard of the Three Stooges.:clown::razz:

  2. I can't take him seriously because I keep thinking it's Hector Chavez...
  3. Looking at the sucess they had in getting rid of Castro, I think he may have a point. I believe they had a scheme to post Plutonium to Kruschev until a critical mass had been accumulated on the mantlepiece where he kept his unopened letters, the resulting explosion would have been blamed on a gas mains.

    America, land of the free, and home of the covert assasination.
  4. "Chavez, Kirchner, Paraguay's Fernando Lugo, Brazil's Dilma Rousseff and former Brazilian leader Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva have all been diagnosed recently with cancer. All of them are leftists."

    Not subtle by the Telegraph but does illustrate the point nicely. Being a Socialist is bad for your health, just ask the 50+ million that died as a direct result of Soviet policies.
  5. Maybe the spraying of carcinogenic defoliants all over the Amazon basin gives a slightly more likely and rational cause??
  6. Yeah, just doesn't sell as much copy though.

    You seem so much more intelligent these days, almost as if you'd spent some time in Larndarn.
  7. My time in that Lundun was spent mostly lying on the floor in a pool of vodka flavoured dribble so i doubt it :D
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  8. The floor - where all the discarded wit and wisdom falls to earth, mixes well with voddy I'm told.
  9. He does have a point. I think he has identified a trend.

    I'd suspect the cause has more to do with the over-indulgence in FOGB Cuban cigars, red meat, whisky and/or Colombian marching powder rather than a secret Septic death ray.

    Champagne socialists; they no sooner get into a position of power than they start to suffer diseases associated with decadent, consumerist capitalists. You should have stuck to rice and beans, Hugo.
  10. If true, it would be ironic (and a pleasant change) if the Americans had stolen the know-how from the Russians.
  11. Curly? Looks more like Jabba the Hut off that Star Wars movie. Clearly Mr C is still on the dexamethasone and therefore not cancer free. Seems from the photo that the President of Argentina would still do him though.

    It's a sad fact that one in three of us will get cancer at some point and one in four of us will have it when we die. Hugo and his cronies are therefore nothing special. Maybe the cancer has spread to his brain and is making him insane.
  12. Looks more like Oddjob without the little mustache
  13. Did Chavaz have cancer of the c0ck? Just musing how she got throat cancer...

    As Bigbird says, defoliants* can give cancer, so can dry cleaning products... Do the Latin Lefties have a thing for clean clothes? We need to be told.

    *agent orange is STILL in use under different guises and was used extensively in Brazil to make way for a Dam in the late 70s through to the 80s, maybe even 90s. Anyone like to guess what happens when a chemical like this hits the water table that s used to provide water for a large part of NE Brazil? You'd like to think it would stay on the earth, but large parts of the earth were washed i to the river due to not having any foliage to bind them in place, and the raising of vast quantities of cattle on the defoliated areas... oh, yeah the cows are shipped all over the place too.

    But I reckon Chavez is right... American Sharks with Cancer ray guns straped to their heads are definitly in use.
  14. I'm confused. Is this a thread about Chavez or chavs?