Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

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  1. Bit of a rant really, so no need to reply.

    Wife really likes this blokes TV programmes.

    Doing a spot of early Christmas shopping in the big bad City,and I thought I would buy his latest book as a prezzie for her.

    17 fucking quid...WTF!!!

    She can have a bottle of Blue Nun.

    River Cottage my Arsse.

    Blokes a cunt
  2. Agreed. Hippy commune loving fuktard (not you, him)
  3. Never heard of him, but if it keeps you on the good side of the wench which thus enables you to shag her on a voluntary basis, then its 17 quid well spent.
  4. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    You haven't seen her have you, she looks like she combs her hair with a fire work, brushes her teeth with catshit and her snatch looks like someone hurled in a thunderflash and pulled her knicks up
  5. I find him incredibly annoying for some reason. Has the man never heard of egg and chips? Long haired, posh named, lefty twat.
  6. Oi! Persec.

    Thanks for describing her & letting the cat out of the fecking bag... Now every fecker knows who she is. :lol:
  7. Publishers and retailers set the price, the author has virtually no say.
  8. How very dare you. Sensible answers shouldn't be posted in the NAAFI.
  9. I like him, he kills stuff and eats it, or do you lot fancy your chances with Jamie Oliver?
  10. i'm going to try and defend HFW here

    Hippy! Lefty!

    he raises his own livestock for slaughter, shoots his own game, and makes maximum proffit from three business ventures.

    mind you, his overly posh voice does start to grate a bit
  11. Oh thats ok then, he probably does it for free... :roll:

    I'll scoop the Blue Nun myself and buy the fucking book.
  12. I'm scared now! 8O
  13. Try Amazon
  14. exactly ...

    so good even mustachioed colonels attempt to ape him on TV for t'other side ...
  15. msr

    msr LE

    £12.46. You are the arrse: