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Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Arte_et_Marte, Nov 26, 2009.

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  1. Arte_et_Marte

    Arte_et_Marte LE Moderator
    1. Arrse on 2 Wheels

    Bit of a rant really, so no need to reply.

    Wife really likes this blokes TV programmes.

    Doing a spot of early Christmas shopping in the big bad City,and I thought I would buy his latest book as a prezzie for her.

    17 fucking quid...WTF!!!

    She can have a bottle of Blue Nun.

    River Cottage my Arsse.

    Blokes a cunt
     
    Arte_et_Marte, Nov 26, 2009
    #1
  2. smudge67

    smudge67

    Agreed. Hippy commune loving fuktard (not you, him)
     
    smudge67, Nov 26, 2009
    #2
  3. Cabana

    Cabana LE
    1. ARRSE Investment Club.

    Never heard of him, but if it keeps you on the good side of the wench which thus enables you to shag her on a voluntary basis, then its 17 quid well spent.
     
    Cabana, Nov 26, 2009
    #3
  4. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    You haven't seen her have you, she looks like she combs her hair with a fire work, brushes her teeth with catshit and her snatch looks like someone hurled in a thunderflash and pulled her knicks up
     
    Porridge_gun, Nov 26, 2009
    #4
  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat LE

    I find him incredibly annoying for some reason. Has the man never heard of egg and chips? Long haired, posh named, lefty twat.
     
    Blackrat, Nov 26, 2009
    #5
  6. Arte_et_Marte

    Arte_et_Marte LE Moderator
    1. Arrse on 2 Wheels

    Oi! Persec.

    Thanks for describing her & letting the cat out of the fecking bag... Now every fecker knows who she is. :lol:
     
    Arte_et_Marte, Nov 26, 2009
    #6
  7. Taita

    Taita Old-Salt

    Publishers and retailers set the price, the author has virtually no say.
     
    Taita, Nov 26, 2009
    #7
  8. brummieboy1

    brummieboy1 LE

    How very dare you. Sensible answers shouldn't be posted in the NAAFI.
     
    brummieboy1, Nov 26, 2009
    #8
  9. Chef

    Chef LE

    I like him, he kills stuff and eats it, or do you lot fancy your chances with Jamie Oliver?
     
    Chef, Nov 26, 2009
    #9
  10. ta_wannabe_sig

    ta_wannabe_sig Old-Salt

    i'm going to try and defend HFW here

    Hippy! Lefty!

    he raises his own livestock for slaughter, shoots his own game, and makes maximum proffit from three business ventures.

    mind you, his overly posh voice does start to grate a bit
     
    ta_wannabe_sig, Nov 26, 2009
    #10
  11. Arte_et_Marte

    Arte_et_Marte LE Moderator
    1. Arrse on 2 Wheels

    Oh thats ok then, he probably does it for free... :roll:

    I'll scoop the Blue Nun myself and buy the fucking book.
     
    Arte_et_Marte, Nov 26, 2009
    #11
  12. Cabana

    Cabana LE
    1. ARRSE Investment Club.

    I'm scared now! 8O
     
    Cabana, Nov 26, 2009
    #12
  13. fairy_nuff

    fairy_nuff LE

    Try Amazon
     
    fairy_nuff, Nov 26, 2009
    #13
  14. mph1977

    mph1977 War Hero

    exactly ...

    so good even mustachioed colonels attempt to ape him on TV for t'other side ...
     
    mph1977, Nov 26, 2009
    #14
  16. msr

    msr LE

    £12.46. You are the arrse: http://bookbrain.com/pricesearch.aspx?isbn=0747598401

    msr
     
    msr, Nov 26, 2009
    #15
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