Huge Pussy

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pyianno, Jun 10, 2012.

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  1. I would :) And the owner would get it too :)
     
  2. Looks like a Bobcat hybrid, the yanks think it's OK to keep wild ones as pets, just look at the retards on youtube.
     
  3. fu2

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    That is one fucking big pussy
     
  4. My friend breeds Maine coon's. her male cat was bigger than my cocker spaniel...he is a MONSTER...be very clever cats
     
  5. That's not a cat......that is a motherfucking lion!
     
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  6. gizzit, both of em!!!
     
  7. Years ago I had a Mk I Maine Coon - a "normal" size cat. He was a stray and adopted me. It was really gut wrenching the day he had to be put down.
     
  8. Are you allowed to say "coon" on Arrse? Standards really are slipping.
     
  9. Context mukker, it's all about the context!
     
  10. So in the context of a disco about 617...

    Nah.

    I must say, I'm outraged that they called the fat pussy Rupert. It will go down very badly in the Officers' Mess, that - unless it's piped in and served with parsnips.
     
  11. I know a poem about fluffy coons, it's by A. Wyatt Mann...
     
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  12. Bet it pisses her neighbours off royally. Must look like a bear has come and shit under their rose bush.
     
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  13. It's all fur 20lb isn't a fucking Lion for Gods sake.