Because you haven't met my missus.Why does the silly Yank expression Pussy Whipped spring to mind?
Pussy arrested, molested and kicked all over the effing street is more like it.
Whipped - now that invokes a fond memory.
Came back off a seaside holiday with the kids, no kiss me quick hats but I did pick up a 6' bull whip amongst the souvenir stuff.
Kids liked it, it made a lovely loud crack when you lashed the air with it.
Dropped the kids off with the ex, and as I left I heard a terrific crack followed by a loud scream followed by a lot of shouty stuff.
The youngest had playfully flicked the bull whip at his mothers rump.
He survived, I got a prolonged ear bashing. the whip was never seen again.