Huge breasts - and the problems they cause

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LE
I was waiting for the show photos or it didn't happen.
OK, will do.
 
There is a remarkable lack of evidence (pictures) to support the 'my ex was xx double D', 'my mrs has humongous hooters' and 'I knew someone with monster mammaries' claims.

This thread will likely be filed under Fiction and Fantasy.
You didn't like my photo then?
 
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You didn'the like my photo then?
His Mightiness, Mr Moderator @napier's photo was not unpleasant at all bit did I like your photo?









NO. It is fucking revolting. If you want people to drool over you, show again photo with a sack over your head.
 

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LE
You need sacks for those dangling things - they're like roof tilers nail bags.
 
The ex is about 5'9", of a sturdy heifer build, a 40gg or hh or summit, never used to complain of back etc problems, I suppose so much of it is having the frame to carry the protuberances.
Yup! Same for my missus. A robust lass with 38GG assets but they never give her trouble. The secret is properly fitted bras that cost a bit but are worth the cost.

OK she's not one for running but is ballerina flexible and is handy on a pole. Makes for some interesting shapes.

She also does the washing up without a fuss.:boogie:
 

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LE
Ah, the old joke - how do you know when your wife is dead? Sex is still the same but the washing up doesn't get done.
I knew a girl who used to get her bras tailor made, her mother had the foresight to arrange that early on as it were.
Handy on a Pole - Brexit may put paid to that for you.
 
at first I didn't agree with my wife wanting a breast reduction, but now that shes had it I must agree , she does look better with just two.
 

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LE
My wife said she wanted a tit reduction - apparently it can be achieved by divorce, she says.
 
There is a remarkable lack of evidence (pictures) to support the 'my ex was xx double D', 'my mrs has humongous hooters' and 'I knew someone with monster mammaries' claims.

This thread will likely be filed under Fiction and Fantasy.
Trouble is with show and tell photos like that is we would be steering dangerously close to the "revenge porn" classification

which is probably illegal by now, even with the de rigueur SAS style black stripe over the eyes, last time I looked the feminists were clamouring for such laws. If it is illegal in Oz where the feminists and sheilas have a somewhat more robust and pragmastic (sic) outlook on life and chebbage it is bound to be here too...

But Oi cant be arrsed googlin to find out for sure
 
Oh and in my opinion there is an inverse relationship between size of boobs and sanity

The bigger they are, the lousier the personality...

...and IMHO that has nothing to do with bad backs
 

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LE
Yeah, I knew, just thought I'd sound willing, after all, if peoples hands are otherwise "occupied" in anticipation it means they're not posting on thread demanding proof of wife.
 

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LE
Oh and in my opinion there is an inverse relationship between size of boobs and sanity

The bigger they are, the lousier the personality...

...and IMHO that has nothing to do with bad backs
Yep, that explains the ex being ex then.
 
Trouble is with show and tell photos like that is we would be steering dangerously close to the "revenge porn" classification

which is probably illegal by now, even with the de rigueur SAS style black stripe over the eyes, last time I looked the feminists were clamouring for such laws. If it is illegal in Oz where the feminists and sheilas have a somewhat more robust and pragmastic (sic) outlook on life and chebbage it is bound to be here too...

But Oi cant be arrsed googlin to find out for sure
Christ... Arrse is nothing like it used to be is it... the NAAFI had gone all tits up with sensible posts alles uber der platz too.
 
Christ... Arrse is nothing like it used to be is it... the NAAFI had gone all tits up with sensible posts alles uber der platz too.
What do you suggest?
 

RigPig

War Hero
I find I get a dead arm from big breasts. Mrs Pig knows exactly where to punch me when she spots me ogling them.

RP.
 

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LE
DirtyBAT
Also, if you say more than a handful is a waste, you've clearly not played with more than a handful
 

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