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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by superjb, May 1, 2011.

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  1. ok.whats the best way to get you'r leg over when yer missus is in a stinking mood.

    lesbian comments welcome.
     
  2. Rape



    Tenfuckingletters
     
  3. Rohypnol and a hello magazine
     
  4. say "brace yourself I'm going in dry!"
     
  5. Chloroform, not too much mind you don't want to kill the bitch.

    Do you?
     
  6. Just don't do it on your own doorstep then she won't find out.
     
  7. have a wank...
     
  8. poor drills when she's in the same bed.
     
  9. and.............?
     
  10. tell her its you or the dog/kids/sister
     
  11. she's a stubborn cunt.
     
  12. aye but the full full on is better than a d.i.y. shuffle.
     
  13. Go and fuck yourself you needy wanker.
     
  14. i would if i was called john holmes errol flynn .....etc etc
     
  15. use flour as a marker, then black nasty the fucker