Hows the best way to tell a woman....

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#7
Shouting "minge, minge, minge", crouching down and donning respirator is the recommended procedure.
 
#8
Give her a hamper of fem fresh, vagifresh whatever they are called products and send her off to the doctors for some swabs. It might be vaginitis, thrush or clap....... or maybe shes just skanky and needs a wash?
 
#11
Throw a douche bag into the bathroom next time she goes for a dump. (A proper Douche Bag not some smelly old skank you've dragged in off the street) !
 
#12
hoik your guts up over her mott and say "sorry love, but the smell made me do that"


Or


Grope around he minge, and when she askes what your doing, just say " im trying to find the crabsticks"
 
#13
Don't be such a puff....... enjoy the stench.

You are a lucky man to have a stinking hole at your fingertips.
 
#14
Take a deep breath, go down then very quickly snog her and wipe your oily face all over hers. She should get the hint.
 
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D0lly86 said:
Give her a hamper of fem fresh, vagifresh whatever they are called products and send her off to the doctors for some swabs. It might be vaginitis, thrush or clap....... or maybe shes just skanky and needs a wash?
Almost , except she should report to the EN&T dept. obviously cant smell anything

WW
 
#17
Moodybitch said:
You must approach this issue with extreme caution as it could really upset her.

How about something like, "Love, your cnut stinks"
Lack of sensitivity there! Close yer legs love - yer breath smells!
 
#18
Suggest shower sex wash down there for her if still stinks get to the doctor.
 
#19
Get your own back. Don't wash your c*ck and shove it in her face. If she doesn't say anything then leave her as she is obviously a pikey.
 
#20
louis said:
her flange is kicking up a whiff???

brutal and honest or something a bit tactful?? :?
'Sweetheart have you changed your diet as your gynnie smells different'


is the best way ... and dont say it in bed before during or after sex


guaranteed to not get you in the dog house and opens up the fact she has a smelly gynnie and she will sort it out
 

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