Hows the best way to tell a woman....

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  1. her flange is kicking up a whiff???

    brutal and honest or something a bit tactful?? :?
  2. Ever heard of skiffing?
  3. Ask Dale, I'm sure she's heard them all, good, bad and down right disgusting and that's only from her family!
  4. Yep, that's both brutal and honest.... :D
  5. BOOM next question :D :D
  6. Shouting "minge, minge, minge", crouching down and donning respirator is the recommended procedure.
  7. Give her a hamper of fem fresh, vagifresh whatever they are called products and send her off to the doctors for some swabs. It might be vaginitis, thrush or clap....... or maybe shes just skanky and needs a wash?
  8. Cut her twat off and make the gopping sow cook it then eat it.
  9. [​IMG]

    Offer to cut off the stinky bits.
  10. Throw a douche bag into the bathroom next time she goes for a dump. (A proper Douche Bag not some smelly old skank you've dragged in off the street) !
  11. hoik your guts up over her mott and say "sorry love, but the smell made me do that"


    Grope around he minge, and when she askes what your doing, just say " im trying to find the crabsticks"
  12. Don't be such a puff....... enjoy the stench.

    You are a lucky man to have a stinking hole at your fingertips.
  13. Take a deep breath, go down then very quickly snog her and wipe your oily face all over hers. She should get the hint.
  14. You must approach this issue with extreme caution as it could really upset her.

    How about something like, "Love, your cnut stinks"