How would you greet your new neighbour? ...

#4
Call him a fat ginger mong and run away. Quickly. Very quickly. History has proven that to be the best defence when insulting (former)inmates of such places

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#7
I'd ask him what he did with the blond bint with big tits who lived next door.
 

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#9
I very much doubt that sort of person will be moving into anywhere near where I live. So it ain't a fucking issue, is it?
 
#10
Welcome him with a 9mm to his ugly gob.
 
#12
Kick his cunt in. It's a pre-emptive strike and therefore legal.
Alternatively you could sneak into his room at night and slip it inside him, it's legal as long as you are a crab. :)
 
#17
Ooh Ooh Ooh, deport the cunt to Germany and let him move in near me please, life without mortal enemies just isn't worth living.....
 

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