How would you greet your new neighbour? ...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeyDeacon, Feb 21, 2012.

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  1. A simple "Hello"?
  2. And this chap was a civil servant?

    "On the spectrum"

    Place money on it.
  3. Call him a fat ginger mong and run away. Quickly. Very quickly. History has proven that to be the best defence when insulting (former)inmates of such places

    sent from my sony android gucci thing using sausage fingers and dyslexiacheckspell
  4. I'd ask him how he got a married quarter.
  5. Personally I'd get some crack whore to superglue his hoop so he could not soil himself - fucking mong cunt
  6. I'd ask him what he did with the blond bint with big tits who lived next door.
  7. Kick his cunt in. It's a pre-emptive strike and therefore legal.
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I very much doubt that sort of person will be moving into anywhere near where I live. So it ain't a fucking issue, is it?
  9. Welcome him with a 9mm to his ugly gob.
  10. Subtle but effective - like yer thinking
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  11. Alternatively you could sneak into his room at night and slip it inside him, it's legal as long as you are a crab. :)
  12. God bless the filthy racist cunt!
  13. Only legal for stabs
  14. You want to stab him? That's a bit harsh Gen. Sort it out man!
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