How would you feel

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taffd, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. Taffd

    Taffd Guest

    . . . if you started a thread and nobody responded?
  2. .........all I know is that my head would explode if someone DID reply.

    Please clean up before you leave.
  3. bodie

    bodie LE

    Boredom is a killer.
  4. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

  5. Davetheclown

    Davetheclown Guest

    the retard button on most lorries do work, see the standard of driving Dover to London will prove this.
  6. See this?


    That's you that is.

    What did you do?
  7. Davetheclown

    Davetheclown Guest

    got turned down by Jimmy Savile
  8. still staggin

    still staggin War Hero

  9. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

    Fuck, I'd be fucking pissed off if I got knocked back by a paedo. I was raised as a catholic and I was never wanked or sucked off by a priest.

    Fucking false advertising cunts.

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  10. Chef

    Chef LE

    Err, that thing they did to you from behind? The one with both hands on your shoulders? Made sitting down uncomfortable for a few days after?

    Whatever they told you, it wasn't one of the sacrements.

    Sorry about the paedo knockback though.
  11. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

    I always knew the Catholics were stingy cunts. Cunt promised me an Atari video game.

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  12. Taffd

    Taffd Guest

    Congrats Putees', you appear to be the person who came closest to getting it.
  13. You boring cunts.

    I'd almost not let you all masturbate me to completion using your feet and mouths.
  14. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

    And what does he fucking win then?