How would you feel

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taffd, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. . . . if you started a thread and nobody responded?
  2. .........all I know is that my head would explode if someone DID reply.

    Please clean up before you leave.
  3. Boredom is a killer.
  4. the retard button on most lorries do work, see the standard of driving Dover to London will prove this.
  5. See this?


    That's you that is.

    What did you do?
  6. got turned down by Jimmy Savile
  7. Fuck, I'd be fucking pissed off if I got knocked back by a paedo. I was raised as a catholic and I was never wanked or sucked off by a priest.

    Fucking false advertising cunts.

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  8. Err, that thing they did to you from behind? The one with both hands on your shoulders? Made sitting down uncomfortable for a few days after?

    Whatever they told you, it wasn't one of the sacrements.

    Sorry about the paedo knockback though.
  9. I always knew the Catholics were stingy cunts. Cunt promised me an Atari video game.

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  10. Congrats Putees', you appear to be the person who came closest to getting it.
  11. You boring cunts.

    I'd almost not let you all masturbate me to completion using your feet and mouths.
  12. And what does he fucking win then?