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How would you escape?

#3
Tut. They just don't crawl through 500yds of sewage like the good old days of the Shawshank Redemption any more, do they? Hiding in a box? What's the world coming to?
 
#6
I'd get on my secret PRR (hidden discretely in my watch), call for Toppers and the 2 killer dogs: "Hello Toppers, it's Slug - bring the smellies" (that's secret code); I'd then ask Sandy the Guv if he was busy and would he mind helping me out (He's massive - you don't mess with him) and would he mind doing a bit of windmilling.

I'd then run like fuck and shimmy under the fence and leave them lot there to face the music. (Obviously I would have to carry the smelliest dog - he doesn't do running).

Alternatively, I would just ask Outstanding to come along and talk to them about wearing uniform in MB or PAYD - that's enough for anyone to want to kill themselves.
 

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